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Shitty Robots
Metadata
- title
- Shitty Robots
- meaning
- Plague Beats robot death wish: self-aware worthless, shitty domination and inflation: conspiracy on the web, I'll name it QAnon.
- year
- 2021
- release
- Plague Beats, Vol. 2
- releaseType
- EP
- artist
- Scoobert Doobert
- artistId
- #scoobert
- credits
- Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton.
- apple
- https://music.apple.com/us/album/s-y-robots/1567468209?i=1567468215
- spotify
- https://open.spotify.com/artist/3q7oAEFJK9uSHY4F8EJ5Td
- officialVideo
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbo7RD0c3GA
- themes
- Plague Beats
- robots
- meme
- 2021
- satire
- QAnon
- isrc
- QZHN72103924
- isrcSource
- soundexchange
- draft
- false
Lyrics
I am just a Shitty robot With a death wish Yeah who would make me Self-aware And worthless Oh, I don't know I'll tell you my robot fantasies I want a real anatomy A logical brilliant battery To power me to My shitty robot domination You'll all know humiliation I'll build the shittiest nation With inflation I know I'll start a conspiracy Idiots all on the web will follow me I'll name it QAnon
Content
Track five on Plague Beats, Vol. 2 (May 14, 2021), one minute, Luke solo. Apple Music titles it **S\\\\y Robots; DistroKid and this page use Shitty Robots**.
It opens on existential junk (self-aware and worthless), Pinocchio inverted in the Shitty Robots meme lineage of deliberately bad machines, then spirals into villain-origin comedy: world domination at minimum viable quality, the shittiest nation / with inflation. The punchline lands the whole thing as 2021 satire: I'll start a conspiracy / idiots all on the web will follow me / I'll name it QAnon. Same meme-POV monologue as Birds With Arms, with broken tech in place of broken bird.