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title: "Jeff Sessions (Good People Don't Smoke Marijuana) (feat. Beauregard, The Third)"

meaning: "WAMI AG Sessions quote satire: fake feature credit Beauregard, The Third — Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III's full name, not a real collaborator."

year: 2018
release: "$WAMI$"
releaseType: "album"

artist: "Scoobert Doobert · Beauregard, The Third"
artistId: "#scoobert"

spotify: "https://open.spotify.com/track/0W7B1QbPCwzOVKcLroaIni"
bandcamp: "https://scoobertdoobert.bandcamp.com/album/wami-lp"

themes: ["WAMI", "2018", "satire", "politics"]

isrc: TCADL1866602
isrcSource: soundexchange
draft: false
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Track eight on [*$WAMI$*](/albums/wami/), between *Fragments of Sappho* and [*Smoke That Weed Like Scooby Doobie Doo*](/songs/smoke-that-weed-like-scooby-doobie-doo-feat-babidi/). The title quotes [**Jeff Sessions**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions)’ infamous **2017** line that “good people don’t smoke marijuana” — the Attorney General who, as he might say, really stuck in Luke’s craw.

**Beauregard, The Third** is not a real collaborator. It is [Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Sessions)’s full legal name, credited as a fake feature on the collage LP the way *$WAMI$* treats politics as punchline.

Classic *$WAMI$* placement: Sessions satire between Sappho fragments and Babidi weed humor, all on the free Bandcamp lore dump Luke cut between [*Finding $D*](/albums/finding-d-remastered/) and [*Dragon Ball $d*](/albums/dragon-ball-d/).

See [Catalog](/catalog/) · [*$WAMI$* album notes](/albums/wami/)

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