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I Live in California

Metadata

title
I Live in California
meaning
Big Hug opener: Ohio kid performing California: beach selfies, fake surf cred, swim in unaffordable weed, waiter dead on CSI, vegan holistic AF with cocaine weekends.
year
2021
release
Big Hug
releaseType
album
artist
Scoobert Doobert
artistId
#scoobert
credits
Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton. Mastered by Riley Knapp.
spotify
https://open.spotify.com/album/3dW4LbP8381fYkKBdBxiFn
youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGywF3QeCuc
officialVideo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGywF3QeCuc
apple
https://music.apple.com/us/album/big-hug/1585121212
press
  • outlet
    slackcitybitch — New Music Friday pick
    url
    https://www.instagram.com/p/CRZ7ruPB4-d/
    desc
    July 16, 2021 — @slackcitybitch review of I Live in California (alternative/indie); pop hooks, funky guitar, California-sun blunt energy, psychedelic summer song.
themes
  • California
  • Big Hug
  • class
  • satire
  • midwest
  • wellness
isrc
QZHNC2182458
isrcSource
soundexchange
draft
false

Lyrics

Ima
Ima take a selfie hanging at the beach in
Winter
Rub it in my hometown's face

Ima
Ima tell my family
I surf like every  day
Though I never even caught a wave

Yeah I'm from
Ohio
From Cali back to Cleveland
I am never leaving
No

Ima take you down to California
We can swim in the marijuana
That no one can afford yeah
We all live with our momma

Take you down to California
We can cruise in a beat up Honda
We all do what we gotta
To live in California

I'm a waiter on the westside
Got cast in an episode of CSI
Yeah, I play a dead guy
What about it

I'm holistic AF
Got a crystal for that good energy
Tell everyone I'm vegan
Cocaine on the weekend

Ohio
From Cali back to Cleveland
I am never leaving
No

Ima take you down to California
We can swim in the marijuana
That no one can afford yeah
We all live with our momma

Content

The Big Hug opener is a thesis in one joke: performing California while the math doesn't work. Luke solo, October 2021. An Ohio kid takes a selfie at the beach in winter and tells his family he surfs every day, though he never even caught a wave, then loops back home anyway. From Cali back to Cleveland, I am never leaving. The no reads as a defiant stay, not an escape fantasy.

The chorus sells the state as bargain-bin paradise, where you swim in the marijuana that no one can afford and everyone still lives with their momma: legal-weed glamour against the rent crisis, hustle as regional identity. The westside waiter cast as a dead guy on CSI, the crystals, the vegan posting, the cocaine on the weekend: same good-vibes hypocrisy as High Society on KŌAN a year later.

It sets the table for the record. Approachable post-pandemic weirdness rather than dread, the California myth as a softening device and not just camouflage. Pairs with Heffalumps and Woozles and I'm an Idiot (Big Hug album essay).