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Ho Ho Ho (Ozempic)

Metadata

title

Ho Ho Ho (Ozempic)

meaning

Holiday meme single: Ozempic Christmas joke on indiemono compilation, outside the Doobert Christmas EP.

year

2025

releaseType

single

artist

Scoobert Doobert

artistId

#scoobert

spotify

https://open.spotify.com/track/4Z7axA1NOIsYtizDWTOtsn

themes

Satire and absurdism
AI
Capitalism and work
Christmas
2025

isrc

QMFMF2569384

isrcSource

soundexchange

draft

false

Lyrics

Santa's shipping all your presents Amazon Prime
Got a drone in your chimney, and he's working overtime
Bezos want a cookie and a bottle of wine
He laughing up in Italy with Santa and the missus
Ho, ho, ho, merrily
Am I the only one that misses
What we lost to time?

Rudolph got replaced by AI
The snow never falls at the North Pole no more
And Santa Claus looking real skinny
He used to be jolly but
Ho ho ho Ozempic

Rudolph got replaced by AI
The sleigh bells ringing on your iPhone 30
And Mom and Dad looking real angry
They used to be happy but
Ho ho ho inflation

Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night

Dancer Dasher Prancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
All forgot that they could fly
Many moons ago
Packing tape and plastic molding
Paper bag and cardboard folding
Pack and ship deliver it to all the boys and girls

Think of all the equity
The value in society
The smile in the logo from A over to Z
Amazon the rainforest
Oh think of all we could harvest
The acres of good cardboard as far I could see
I need new batteries
The lithium is valuable for a
Hap-hap-happy Christmas

Merry Christmas to all
And to all a good night

Rudolph got replaced by AI
The snow never falls at the North Pole no more
And Santa Claus looking real skinny
He used to be jolly but
Ho ho ho Ozempic

Rudolph got replaced by AI
The sleigh bells ringing on your iPhone 30
And Mom and Dad looking real angry
They used to be happy but
Ho ho ho inflation

Santa's shipping all your presents Amazon Prime
Got a drone in your chimney, and he's working overtime
Bezos want a cookie and a bottle of wine
He laughing up in Italy with Santa and the missus
Ho, ho, ho, merrily
Ho, ho, ho, caroling
Ho, ho, ho, singing along
To songs
About Merry Christmas

Content

Ho Ho Ho (Ozempic), standalone holiday meme single, separate from A Very Doobert Christmas, Vol. 1 (2023). Catalog lists it on an indiemono holiday compilation (2025), title pairs Santa’s ho ho ho with Ozempic / GLP-1 cultural moment as punchline. The lyric stacks that with Amazon Prime drones, AI Rudolph, iPhone 30 sleigh bells, and ho ho ho inflation.

Not part of the MÖBIUS LP cycle. One of Scoobert’s one-off holiday drops, with Merry Christmas from the Beach and the Christmas covers.