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title: "Cats Are Assholes"

meaning: "Plague Beats closer: cats are assholes four times: thesis stated, QED."

year: 2020
release: "Plague Beats, Vol. 1"
releaseType: "EP"

artist: "Scoobert Doobert"
artistId: "#scoobert"

credits: "Written, performed, and mixed by Luke Francis Walton."

apple: "https://music.apple.com/us/album/cats-are-assholes/1532121341?i=1532121347"
spotify: "https://open.spotify.com/artist/3q7oAEFJK9uSHY4F8EJ5Td"
officialVideo: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40U0kZDpSls"
youtube: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40U0kZDpSls"

themes: ["Plague Beats", "meme", "2020", "absurdism"]

isrc: QZK6H2062927
isrcSource: soundexchange
lyrics: |
  Cats are assholes
  Cats are assholes
  Cats are assholes
  Cats are assholes

draft: false

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Track six, the **closer** on [*Plague Beats, Vol. 1*](/albums/plague-beats-vol-1/) (**September 21, 2020**), one minute, Luke solo. This is the full vocal version; track three on the same EP is **Cats Are Assholes (Drums and Bass Only)**, the instrumental pass of the same hook.

The entire lyric is the title, four times. No verse, no twist: the meme is the complete argument. After philosophy, language collapse, bread, and avian tyranny, Vol. 1 ends on the plainest possible take: domestic animals, judged. QED.

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